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Puerto Rican Sunrise

An idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which begins in an unconventional fashion. This can also mean an idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which occurs with an unexpected person as well.

The reference infers a "hot weekend".
"Did you see the girl Thaddeus took off with? She had a skeleton for a face man... must be lookin for a Puerto Rican Sunrise."
by BillyWitchDR October 26, 2008
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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.
lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise
by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003
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Hobo Surprise

When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
"Peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it"
by Horatio Q Nobcluster January 9, 2008
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tahitian sunrise

Unprotected sex with a foreigner taking place between 7 AM-12 PM usually at a hotel or resort.
On vacation to Europe last week I met this foreign broad and had myself a tahitian sunrise the next morning.
by Stanley Jenkins August 17, 2009
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Goatcheese Surprise

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011
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Chinatown Surprise

A sexually deviant act where an Asian female squirts on a recipient, but instead of squirt, it is duck sauce. The duck sauce squirt is then collected in to a ceremonial porcelain saucer where all participants dip chicken fingers and those Chinese bread rolls (you know which ones I'm talking about) to reinvigorate them after a long coitus session.
"I hope my never finds out about the Chinatown Surprise I received at my bachelor party in Vegas."
"I give you Chinatown Surprise for twenty fie Dorrah!"
by Ray Daley April 12, 2016
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