soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!

Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!

by Papford September 24, 2021

offer soup

A term meaning too complex to be meaningful. More ideas than necessary or even useful. Also implies a lack of focus.

Derived from improv, its original use was typically reserved for scenes that weren't working due to too much happening on stage.

Yikes, that last scene was about everything but the kitchen sink! Offer soup anyone?

Dang, Pirates of the Carribbean Three was totally offer soup.

by Sue Dunham February 11, 2010

i can smell your soup from here

Another way to say that you understand what someone is saying.

Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"

"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"

by Familyfirst22 March 26, 2017

Strain the Soup

Taking a pee break while playing overwatch.

Pause the search real quick, I need to strain the soup.

by alsowonko June 6, 2019

In the soup

To be in the middle of an otherwise abnormal situation

Hey I’m tired of being in the back of the crowd, let’s get deeper in the soup!

by Dingus22 May 30, 2022

Soup

For something to go wrong.

Wow that was so hard, it made soup!

Synonym for shit or poop
Oh soup, I just crashed my car!

The energy soccer team won 5-0. They made soup in our bums

by Bintjie June 1, 2021

Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑

here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.

billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
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billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘

by lemon soup July 21, 2023