real quick fun

Masturbating or having sex

I cant wait to have real quick fun with kaylee!

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020

Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021

real

when you need to convey your loneliness in a single word

person 1: hey i justed watched taxi driver last night, its super relatable
person 2: real.

by Holiday_Choco January 17, 2023

The real BB

BEST GODDAMN BUYER ON THE REAL ESTATE MARKET! Kids going places and if you ever have the opportunity to have him purchase your home, I wouldn’t turn it down cause if you do you’ll be suffering a massive loss.

The real BB is an investment god

by cdawgsquared March 10, 2019

Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky

beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*

by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021

Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?

Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

real crackheads

people named : rayna, eydda, vjæna, tæní, wikki223, phippy and some times krissakisa are the type of people who act like they on crack everyday and act like they are 5yo but really they are just smoking weed

omg look at the girls!
yeah they are real crackheads

by Troll223 December 11, 2019