The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 13, 2024
The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
by ella.is.cool.999 February 09, 2021
The sexual art of ejaculating down a women’s spine starting at the base of her neck down to her tailbone and then proceeding to putting her shirt on over it.
Yoo boys, that hoe let me take her down Peter’s Trail last night. She had the wet mark at her family dinner.
by tGlocc September 07, 2019
by D1sc0rd March 01, 2022
A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.
"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."
by GammaQuadrant5 August 21, 2017
the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two males who have slept with one or more of the same women. Usually, said women are thots, badge bunnies , neighborhood trash or from Naylor Georgia,which would group all these as a whole . It's A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then an acquaintance sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
by BigOhDee July 27, 2023
alexa and peter are the cutest couple. they’re very sweet to everyone and will help you whenever you need it. they’re pretty popular because of their personalities. alexa is bubbly and sweet and will do anything for you if you just ask. peter is really nice, trustworthy and honest so you can share anything with him. you’ll never have a dull time when you’re with them. they’re a perfect match together <3 two peas and a pod!!
person one: oh who’s that really sweet couple everyone loves??
person two: omg that’s alexa and peter! how do you not know them?? they’re so sweet.
person two: omg that’s alexa and peter! how do you not know them?? they’re so sweet.
by iloveandrewgarfield<3 January 19, 2022