Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

pc real defenision

Personal Computer

I have a pc real defenision.

by lol lol lol lol lol lol May 10, 2021

REAL MALAGA

Ones that are actually from Malaga

We real Malaga dog fu*k the Suckaz

by Mgang May 11, 2021

real talk

a phrase that rosh and jod use in their everyday language, which is about every 5 seconds

Rosh: Ayee doe burr, real talk, my fart stinks.

Jod: Ayee burr, real talk, that was you? NASTY.

by hoochiedisciple October 26, 2012

The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

real cool like

That which is awesome or very desirable

That Bugatti is real cool like.

by Lankans August 14, 2013

Jay Aye Real

Marijuana grown and picked on the streets of Jamaica and smuggled in a book to be sold in another country.

Winston: Yo man hook me up with some Jay Aye Real.

Andrew: You mean this weed from Jamaica smuggled across the border in a book? Sure thing.

by StreetWords4U July 20, 2011