Tree

A fucking cunt that gives you oxygen for free. Trees like to go to buggery.

I'm a fucking tree.

by imafuckingpig April 29, 2019

The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"

Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.

by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025

Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3

" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024

Mexican Tree War

A gang bang of chodes at once.

We should have a mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.

Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 22, 2023

tree stopping

to sudenly be stoped in your travels by a tree

I seen Bob the other day skiing, he was tree stopping all the way down

by Al Dailly August 3, 2007