fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023

Fake Fan

When somebody gets jealous because you met their fave and their broke to broke to meet them

Ugh he’s such a “fake fan”

by Daniels bae April 20, 2018

insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.

Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.

by Cats917 July 25, 2016

As fake as Pocahontas

A morally bankrupt person

E. Pocahontas Warren and Pocapelosi seem to be as fake as Pocahontas

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Fake Crips

A facade attempting to be a Crips street gang.

“Only Fake Crips flex reddit post instead of going to the block to prove they existence”—Anyone with a brain

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025