When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
Get the spray-tan dumpmug. Whenever you are on the toilet and you get done taking a shit and without flushing you masturbate and drop your load in the same dirty toilet water.
by OtakuGuy95 April 28, 2023
Get the disrespectful dumpmug. I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.
by anonymous April 21, 2023
Get the Dump Eaglemug. by Kyskee August 22, 2017
Get the hump dumpmug. similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
by Emetry Rhoton! July 9, 2012
Get the Billable Dumpmug. A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.
by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025
Get the Pump & Dumpmug. by poop lord 2020 January 9, 2020
Get the dumpmug.