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Metal

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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Metal Gear Rising

A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.

The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.

Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:

"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets
Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"

Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."
by IF Prototype LQ-84i April 2, 2024
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metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.
The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018
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metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
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Undeath metal

Undeath metal (or Christian death metal) is a genre of heavy metal music that is stylistically closet to the sound of death metal, but those artists are either directly against satanism prevalent in death metal, even those artists lyrics are about rape & cannibalism, or promote Christianity in their lyrics and imagery.
Lightforce Is An Undeath metal band
by Gage Thompson April 8, 2017
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metal amino

Metal amino is a social media app for fans of Heavy Metal music
Friend 1:"Have you heared of Metal Amino?"

Friend 2:"Yes, but it's full of Lenny face spammers."
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Metal Elitest

A metal head who judges others on their tastes in metal

Will always listen to Pantera if offered

Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica

Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band

Easily triggered when their music is judged

WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten
Metal Elitest: You don't listen to Pantera!?!? What kind of metal head are you.

Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.
by BassIsHarderThanGuitar December 29, 2017
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