cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016

meat horker

A girl who sucks chodes

I heard she ducks fat chodes, god what a meat horker

by meathorker1000 January 17, 2018

meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

silver meat

A piece of meat that has been stuck in between your teeth for so long it has turned a silverish color and tastes like copper.

Dude I think I got a chunk of silver meat in my teeth.

by King Prussia February 12, 2018

meat potato

What your balls look like after going swimming.

Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.

by SkuzzyJ December 29, 2016

meat globes

Defines a man's nuts. Big ol swinging balls, or the globes of meat under one's rod.

Wow he's got some massive meat globes!!
Whoa Debby, I can see his meat globes swinging as he runs!
Yo bro don't fuck with my meat globes.

by B.A.007 January 23, 2017

Meat bitch

An individual who flexes the size of his penis constantly to the point were it becomes annoying.

Bob: “Hey, do you want to hang out with Josh tomorrow?”
Joe: “I don’t know man, Josh is kind of a meat bitch.”

by Narzanac December 10, 2019