Matthew

Just a dude

HE is such a Matthew

by Kevin :3 April 7, 2024

Matthew-Remillard

Totally awesome or cool.

That L.E.D t.v. is totally matthew-remillard!

by rocker-dude April 29, 2011

Matthew

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.

Holy shit Matthew chill out geez

by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021

Matthew

The worst largest dick (personality ) he ignores you when you say you like him and then he bullies you with your ex friend and he never says sorry but then he comes back to you begging he wants to be friends with you

“Matthew is a beggar “

by Leahtheweirdo July 28, 2021

Matthew

A dirty-minded guy. Does inappropriate stuff.

Bro that kid is a Matthew. He won't shut up about pps and dds.

by MrNebuls February 29, 2024

Matthew

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.

First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew

by Peenchy July 29, 2022

Matthew

The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing

Matthew is sexy

by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021