Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"

by Ggwk April 02, 2024

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew

bald

That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 24, 2023

Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021

matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.

“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”

by baddielucygirl December 14, 2022

Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit

You are a matthew barrick ewwwww

by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019

Matthew Nash

Matthew Nash Is Very generous. He is very selfless and never takes no for an answer. He is very loving, kind and treats his family friends and partner well

My mum knows a Matthew Nash and he is very generous and very loving to his partner

by A Cool Boy February 22, 2020