An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.
by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022
When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit
by rossypossy April 08, 2022
A country woman’s bush, usually referred to when the woman hasn’t trimmed or shaved in a long while.
Yeah, I took Cheryl out to the old lookout point last night. She let me get up in that Kentucky Thicket.
by HandyyMandyy December 06, 2020
by Everybodyleft September 20, 2020
When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 07, 2017
When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
by realrealbananapeel September 10, 2023
Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!
by silverback6969 December 10, 2024