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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz
Jordan rizzed up 40 girls
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jordan

Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.
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Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
by Anon poop May 9, 2013
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Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.
Do you want Jordan?
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Jordans

Look at those jordans over there!
by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016
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Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies
by Gappy Jo October 24, 2015
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