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Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.
jordan is a jordan
by manhandler bob September 24, 2021
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jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
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Jordan

The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱
Jordan Is the best ever
by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022
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Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more
"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.
Do you want Jordan?
by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021
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Jordanism

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.
by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025
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