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jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.
Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.
by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020
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jake

Usually resembles a worm, sloth or animal of that sort.
''Wow, Jake is such a worm.''
''I know right, or maybe a sloth?''
by Im a ant September 24, 2020
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Jake

Jake is that one guy who buys modes for minecraft bedrock.
Geez Jake, you bought that bedwars luckyblock mode?
by TotallyNotTurtle September 24, 2020
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Jake

A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.
Omg is that Jake he is so ugly
by Mind reader 4567890- October 21, 2020
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Jake

Jake..
The best guy you will ever meet, you dont even understand how lucky you are if you get to experience his friendship, love or care. Once you get him dont ever let him go and dont ever let him let you go. He is a sensitive person who has been hurt in the past and needs reassurance to make sure you really love him. The most caring guy, he will love you with all of his heart and soul. He pretends to be crazy and dumb around his friends but when you get to know him, he is a caring, kind, sweet guy who will care for you forever. DONT LET HIM LET YOU GO! like i did. i miss him so much but i dont think he feels the same way. He will try so hard to make your relationship work. He will give up other things just to see you. Facetime you every night, says i love you instead of ily, goodnight instead of gn, goodmorning instead of gm, a long paragraph telling you how much he loves you before you go to sleep, when you fight he will write a letter and give it to you explaining why he loves you and what he would do to keep you. Jake if you are reading this, i love you and im sorry i didn't explain what happened properly. :(
There's that guy jake with the gorgeous blue eyes, hes the best person ever to exist, i care about him so much.
by thatgal1234 November 1, 2020
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jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020
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jake byrne

Jake Byrne is a handome and he will kill u on minecraft I am that man
by Happy cimbo November 4, 2020
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