Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.

person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?

by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

.

0: i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

To Internet Explore

To do smth so that even Space Time Continuum collapses.

This criminal was supposed to be executed but the police decided to Internet Explore his date to 2000 years.

by Kjelpop November 10, 2020

Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online

"'Fleur is so internet desperate"

by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017

i CoUlD gEt My InTeRnEt TaKeN iF i DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO gAmEs

.

0:i CoUlD gEt My InTeRnEt TaKeN iF i DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO gAmEs

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025