Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

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Space wayfarer

Sci-fi. Humorous. Like Doctor Who. Job type. A person who uses rockets to get from solar system to solar system to communicate with planets about what they need to know. A person's entire livelihood is serving an area of solar systems.

The "Space wayfarer" Chris was traveling through space being an overlord to planetary systems, but an underling to the galactic emperor. A space wayfarer has the role of advancing planets in critical development.

by TrueBlueHue1 October 20, 2023

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We're on a rock in space

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid

"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"

"We're on a rock in space."

by DudeBroKowski March 31, 2023

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Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen

“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage”

by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023

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