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the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod April 19, 2018
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Autistic Goofy Ass

A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.
Ghetto Ass One: you look like a damn acorn

Ghetto Ass Two: At least I don’t look like an Autistic Goofy Ass
by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018
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Autistic Goofy Ass

A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.
by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018
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Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound
Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!
by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018
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Vape Goon

A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.
Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!

Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon

Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??
by Si1verSp00n October 24, 2018
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Ol goofy!

A phrase directed at someone who does something STOOPID.
Alpha: Yooo broo, I'm gonna study so hard for this Physics test. On my mama I'm gonna finesse this test.

Patrick: Ight bro
… a week after the Physics test
Patrick: Sweet I got an A- on the Physics test. Yo Alpha what did you get?
Alpha: I'm blown! I got a D+ !
Patrick: Ol goofy!
by Pogboom February 14, 2019
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Price goon

A girl with a lopsided lobster booty.A boy with a bald headed that you want to smack.
by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019
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