golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

Nico Golden

a person who is a fucking simp

“wow look at that fucking nico golden”

by gaybejohnson October 19, 2019

Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet”

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 29, 2019

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

golden

6th in the eastern conference

zibanejad just needs to not get hurt, And laffy Taffy just needs to make up for our glaring defensive issues by averaging four goals a game and we’ll be golden

by dubiousPickleman December 18, 2020

Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka

“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers”

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

Golden Curry

Half-white or mixed Indian people. (Hindu, dot). Or any other kind of Indian that have some terrible and mysterious way of exposing your secret Iggy Pop collection. They are a huge threat to Koreans. And possibly Japanese people.

Mallika Lilith Simone and her sister Meru must go to India and bring home a Big Bazaar ASAP! They are to be Jews! They are forever banned from my churches! Even though they’re not curry niggers they are definitely golden curry! Yuck!

by Christian legs November 3, 2021