Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Shower

The place your in when you come up with the best come backs in during an argument from years ago

Justin: I just came up with the best come back to an argument I had with my dad in the shower.
Leon: Dude you haven’t seen your dad for years.

by #NotURdAD March 15, 2024

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018

A loser that doesn’t take showers

A guy with the name AmaZn that doesn’t take showers loves miners😏 and gets dicked down daily

AmaZn is a loser that doesn’t take showers

by AmaZn the loser April 16, 2023

Shower Sting

The act of cutting yourself in the shower or showering after you cut yourself and letting the hot water sting on your skin

“I use a Shower Sting to snap myself back into reality”

by xMILOx22 June 7, 2025

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower

Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower

by boneshaker July 26, 2020