ethan hensley

The best, lit, can draw and siege god

boi look at him ethan hensley the best

by YaBoiXD69 May 3, 2018

Ethan

A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife

Did you see that Ethan at the park?

by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019

Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

Ethan

A tall handsome guy who is shy,sweet but he can also be very annoying at times.He also is an average student and he plays sports

Ethan is so tall and sporty

by Evan Ben November 22, 2021

Ethan

Amazing in every way possible. also has a huge ass dick.

Man, Ethan has a huge dick

by BitchFace69420666 November 20, 2021

Ethan

The type of guy you look at and think "wow, I want to suck his face" all the girls want to sex him, and all the guys want to be him. He is very successful and has so many fwends. He is so good.

Girl " Oh my god is that Ethan?, he is so mmmph."
Other girl " I know, I bet he has a massive willy".

by 123playwithme October 15, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys

Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)

by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020