by TheJIB November 12, 2022

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

The 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, who did more harm to the nation and its people than literally anyone else in history.
by Fcking_Chuck April 4, 2025

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023

by Et08 March 12, 2023

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021
