DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn November 5, 2020

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Dad

You're Dad is the most reliable and trustworthy man in the world. You know you can count on him in any situation. If you have a problem, you're Dad will be the one to help you.

I love my Dad so much

by 2011_Unknown_2011 November 8, 2020

Dads

Day after drinking shits

man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.

by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020

dad

he left when u were 4 its ok

my dad never cam back with the milk toby? its ok

by Vtobyjr September 30, 2020

dad

a dad is the best type of person you will ever meet

i love my (dad)

by tmr51609 September 30, 2020

Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020