Dutch

Something that is particularly thicc or large in size

guy 1: damn you see that peach in James and the Giant Peach?
guy 2: yeah dude that peach was dutch!

by carameldream October 21, 2019

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

dutch Strudel

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.

Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.

by Crumbed April 16, 2024

Dutch tiesto

When Corey has to say too many letters in one night and gets tongue tied implying a dirty joke... that requires you to go to the grocery store and takes 45 minutes.

Dutch tiesto sounds like something you should be able to find on urban dictionary

by anonymous October 10, 2023

Dutch Vine

When you put your boner on a girl’s shoulder and when she turns around, you say, “Hoo hoo”.

I Dutch vined her.

by wiggins December 3, 2022

Dutch

Awesome, cool, surprisingly good

“I just got a mad deal on some shoes”
“That’s dutch”

by Black Garfield November 5, 2021

Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason

You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.

by hustwe January 18, 2023