Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

Frontend Developer

A fucking developer who develops both the front and back end of a system

Dean is a fucking frontend developer

by aminyomama February 17, 2024

Game development hydra

When fixing one bug in your game leads to more showing up

"god dammit, trying to make this game is a game development hydra

by TheGateKeep February 28, 2024

Technology Development Plan

/n/A personal technology strategic plan (blueprint) to maintain a continuous cycle of new tools (tooling-up) for a particular job or job function that aligns with one's individual aspirations and organizational goals.

Heath created a Technology Development Plan to prepare for an executive assistant promotion.

by TechGem Technologies March 7, 2024

Maruti degulki

A term used by teenagers to define a fat and obese person

“Yo ahmed can u tell that maruti degulki to move”

Hamza: sure bro , Yo! Maruti degulki move

by Yoitsahmed69 April 15, 2024

The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

Inbox Devil

The opposite of an inbox angel. A person who sends the opposite of what the receiver wants from a nude photo.

Dude! This guy sent me child pornography, what an Inbox Devil.

by Deep626 June 4, 2024