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your ass is clapping

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"
by cappin April 21, 2022
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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
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Big Mac Chopper

Did anybody order a big mac
Did anybody order a big mac chopper *dies*
by shrek of yes August 2, 2022
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Walter Booty Clapper

someone who will molest you with a three thousand foot poll that come out from in between someones legs
and they will clap your booty all night long
by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022
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One hand clapping

Knowing something before it occurs.
I knew we were going to win because I could already hear the sound of one hand clapping.
by Oingooboingo January 29, 2023
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And everybody clapped

Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.
Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
by E hates Q February 21, 2023
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This Urbans a choppa

Consumes lots of water
by naemjeff(very high) April 28, 2023
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