Cum guzzler

BMFSwallowing like a pro ,any and all Male special sauce

She is a professional cum guzzler

by Bradimac February 19, 2019

cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

Cum Gumbo

The act of two or more legally consenting adult males combining recently ejacualted semen, mixing it together, and consuming this tasty concoction.

"My Friday night was pretty chill, just invited a few buddies over and shared a delicious cum gumbo

by B-dones August 30, 2018

Exo-cum

Semen with the skeleton on the outside rather than inside.

He spilled his Exo-cum all down his trousers like Don Jon.

by Grant Hansen September 4, 2018

Cum sickle

Used condom put in freezer to save for later

Watch out for that bitch she be saving cum sickles to catch a new baby daddy

by Beefstick anonymous May 30, 2018

cum sow

A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .

Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡

Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.

Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?

Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.

Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.

L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!

by L.1.$.H. aka Lemon Butter Lish June 5, 2018

cum freedom

Cumming as many times as possible in a 24 hour period.

I love having cum freedom days with my partner(s).

by Pinky Slingerland July 23, 2019