Asshole

That one guy that cuts you off in traffic

Asshole: *cut you off in traffic and give you the finger*
You: nice driving asshole very nice

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 September 13, 2019

Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

Pontial Asshole Enegry

Pontial Asshole enegry is a person waiting to gang their full kinetic asshole ways, they wait and wait to become a bitch and as time passes they gain more pontial enegry to strike their bullshit

"She began to gain a ton of Pontial Asshole Enegry"

"The pontial Asshole Enegry turned into Kinteic"

by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021

Asshole

A person how is acting like a dush to everybody he cares about

Jack is such a asshole. He leterly slapped his own mother

by Devil.21 May 29, 2017

pack of Assholes

A pack of people that make your life miserable.
Mainly management in a big corporation. Not to leave those on the descending ladder. CNO, office management , head nurses and co workers.

Them pack of assholes been trying to get me to quit because they can’t fire me.

I know right, try working with these pack of Assholes.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

Asshole

A person who, on the game Teamfortress 2, caps on hightower.

Cougar is an asshole because he caps on hightower.

by Flaming Tree December 16, 2016