Moron's dozen 

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

Moron's dozen by kloiterra August 9, 2010

teh s uck 

when something sucks so bad that its degree of sucking cannot be adequately described.

Originates from an adult swim message board conversation circa 2002 when a user, ragging on anime, made the statement "cuz anime is teh s uck." The space was necessary to circumvent message board filters.

Jimmy: I think I'm gonna watch Sarah Palin's Alaska on TLC tonight.
Carter: man, that show is teh s uck!

teh s uck by StewieHateYoMama December 1, 2010

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome 

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.

I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome by Totally O' Riginal January 24, 2011

Patriot's Landing 

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.

Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!

Patriot's Landing by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011

That's How We Do It

When something happens that you like you use this phrase.

Somebody just did something really cool and you say "That's How We Do It!"

That's How We Do It by jtb1196 May 25, 2011

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

Saban's Masked Rider 

The horrifying off-spring of Kamen Rider Black and Saban that should have never been made.

"You want me to watch Saban's Masked Rider with you? Ooh sorry but I have to go rinse my eyes out with bleach right now."

Saban's Masked Rider by Kamen Rider Equine July 8, 2012