The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.
One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."
by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010
Get the Wake N Mate mug.When a man is doing a woman from behind, the woman sneakily puts on a strap on (preferably made of a tough plastic complete with coloring). As the man is about to thrust inward, the woman shifts her balance so the man falls to the bed/tabletop/elevator floor/wherever the mating is occuring, and then the woman jumps on his back as he is still utterly confused and begins to bang him relentlessly in the asshole.
One time in Las Vegas I was screwing this prostitute doggy dog style when she unexpectedly turned on me and pulled the bait n strap on me and then hit me with a role of salami.
by Pooh bear and his butters September 23, 2009
Get the The Bait n Strap mug.a phrase to discribe somones proportions. such as breast size to the body. somone with odd proportions.
by Cryo March 29, 2004
Get the big n little mug.Kim: How was the club last night?
Jessica: It was good, but then some doucher was mac n cheesin on me. I gave him your number.
Kim: bitch..
Jessica: It was good, but then some doucher was mac n cheesin on me. I gave him your number.
Kim: bitch..
by avidlol February 10, 2010
Get the mac n cheesin mug.Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020
Get the Slash N’ Dash mug.You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...
'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'
'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'
by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009
Get the Text-n-twitch mug.When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011
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