Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"

by Barron Lands December 14, 2024

duffus fuck

a duffus fuck is a fella who is a complete dumb shit in life and don't know how to react to being called duffus fuck

hey Patrick you are a duffus fuck

by duffusfuck April 14, 2017

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 28th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras the discord owner.

by Illust December 24, 2023

Fuck Boy

I've dated him. You've dated him. Your Gran probably dated him in a past life. He's why we are all here. He takes many forms and can be hard to spot, but guaranteed to leave you with a broken heart, a huge sense of injustice and often an itch that you can never fully scratch (you should really get that tested).

He texted me 'you up?' at 3:18am.

He's DEFINITELY a fuck boy.

by FboyPodcast June 16, 2021

mouth full of fuck

When youe just get totally fucked by the army that your are speechless and are no longer to tolerate anything anymore.

Ex. "I can't even breathe because my moth is so full of fuck."

Mouth full of fuck - speechless,
Inability to breathe,
Completely and utterly fed up

by Gaylordfocker4 June 19, 2017

fuck the click

when you don't want to listen to the click but to the music

I was rehearsing with Damon and suddenly he started yelling 'FUCK THE CLICK' he got really mad at me for using the click for counting, he wanted me to use the music instead.

by oasis freak March 14, 2021

fuck funk

Fuck funk is when you are just in a funk and come off grumpy and moody when really all you need is a good fuck

“Why is Steven in such a funk” “Ugh he’s just in a fuck funk”

by Ally Herbert November 19, 2021