When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021
Get the Dirty Big Martinemug. by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025
Get the dirty danmug. A 1:1 mixture of Amaretto (for that nutty flavor) and Bailey’s Irish Cream (because why the hell not).
by Steve O Lowe April 28, 2023
Get the Dirty NutSackmug. The term 'dirty sani' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a shit mustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.
Anyone who thinks thank ‘dirty sani’ involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know nothing fucktard
by Sani.tarium April 20, 2020
Get the Dirty Sanimug. by HavilMusic June 10, 2018
Get the Dirty Dogmug. by Your best friend 131 September 12, 2021
Get the DIRTY Chrissiemug. It's not gay if it's in space.
Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.
Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.
by Pardon_my_Althean June 26, 2018
Get the Dirty Laundrymug.