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Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
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dirty dan

when you want your girl to me-hoy your minoy, but all she does is laugh at your pin head.
"hey bro why are you so sad" "I'm sad because my girl dirty danned me last night bro"
by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025
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Dirty NutSack

A 1:1 mixture of Amaretto (for that nutty flavor) and Bailey’s Irish Cream (because why the hell not).
Might I please get a Dirty NutSack shot for myself and my friends, please?
by Steve O Lowe April 28, 2023
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Dirty Sani

The term 'dirty sani' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a shit mustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.
Anyone who thinks thank ‘dirty sani’ involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know nothing fucktard
by Sani.tarium April 20, 2020
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Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.
Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase
by HavilMusic June 10, 2018
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DIRTY Chrissie

"Man we got really drunk and did the dirty Chrissie."
by Your best friend 131 September 12, 2021
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Dirty Laundry

It's not gay if it's in space.

Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.
"Hey, did you read DIRTY LAUNDRY yet?"
"Yeah, I am so happy now. All my problems are solved."
by Pardon_my_Althean June 26, 2018
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