I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

After Ups

When the bar/resturant closes and the staff stays for a round of drinks while doing clean up for the night.

The bouncer just invited me and a friend fo stay for after ups! Just stay close to me at last call.

by Trublonderocker October 28, 2021

Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.

You're hooked up with Emily?

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016

Fuck Up

A girl with red hair, she is so white she’s red, and her name is karliegh.

God she is such a fuck up!

by A random lad June 6, 2021

shut ts up

meaning “shut that shit up”. stop doing whatever ur doing or saying cause you probably sound dumb ash

“when is independence day?” “shut ts up bro”

by peymorll50 March 1, 2024

The Big Body Bent 63' <Pick`~`Up`~`Artistry>

The Big Body Bent 63' <Pick`~`Up`~`Artistry>

The Big Body Bent 63' <Pick`~`Up`~`Artistry>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

Four fingers up

Four fingers up means you know Joel has no hoes

Joel has four fingers up

by Joelhasnohoes April 10, 2022