Saint Lacey Day

Every 25th April is day all about a gay kid called Josh Lacey where you be nice to him.

ITS SAINT LACEY DAY TODAY

by SWOODYYY April 24, 2024

Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day starts on November 27th and ends December 31st. On this day you can beat a furry every day until the end of the year.

Furry: OH NO ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!!!
Furry Beater: OH YEAH ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!
Furry: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!

by steelurgold2290 December 16, 2023

fuck the co founder day

bully the co founder

omg its fuck the co founder day

by goodmorningmynameisjas December 8, 2021

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

national hoodie day

Today you are required to give a girl your hoodie if she asks

“Hey James, can i have your hoodie since it’s national hoodie day?”
“Sure.”

by kiddooooo November 11, 2020

Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

by Farting June 5, 2021

Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Day

Tell your friends and tell them to pucker up cause May 14 is Nationial Kiss a Band Kid day!

It's May 14th! That means it's nationial kiss a Band Kid day!

by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025