Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day
by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020

by lol3214 June 27, 2021

On January 15th, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game, just ask them.
by zpzt January 11, 2025

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
by notageekr July 6, 2024

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by bluestinger66 July 4, 2023

BEACH DAYYYYY
by anonymous111887665444 August 3, 2022
