Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
by BottomlessPitMan December 31, 2005
To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.
you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
by B.DOT-ONDAGE September 30, 2010
Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.
by Bungo Baggins December 30, 2017
My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!
by anarnie November 09, 2010
Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
Imagine Angry Birds with zero gravity and you get Angry Birds Space.
Rovio obvoiusly took the same aproach Nintendo did with the Mario franchise (Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2). Not to say that the game is bad or unoriginal. Infact, it's just as addicting (if not more) as the original Angry Birds.
The plot is the same damn thing it's always been, except for the addition of a boss battle at the end of each world, which is incredibly easy.
A new bird was also included with the game. The "Ice Bird" acts like the Black Bird, but freezes everything around it instead. Makes the Blue Bird substantially more useful.
Rovio decided to become Valve 2.0 and make Space Eagles cost more than the game itself. Not to mention the fact that the Space Eagles are 10 times harder to use than the Mighty Eagle. Don't expect this to ever change.
NASA also decided to ride in on the coattails of this game since their budget has been reduced to nothing.
Rovio obvoiusly took the same aproach Nintendo did with the Mario franchise (Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2). Not to say that the game is bad or unoriginal. Infact, it's just as addicting (if not more) as the original Angry Birds.
The plot is the same damn thing it's always been, except for the addition of a boss battle at the end of each world, which is incredibly easy.
A new bird was also included with the game. The "Ice Bird" acts like the Black Bird, but freezes everything around it instead. Makes the Blue Bird substantially more useful.
Rovio decided to become Valve 2.0 and make Space Eagles cost more than the game itself. Not to mention the fact that the Space Eagles are 10 times harder to use than the Mighty Eagle. Don't expect this to ever change.
NASA also decided to ride in on the coattails of this game since their budget has been reduced to nothing.
by SuperDuperSteve April 29, 2012
A practitioner of law suited towards the welfare of citizens capable of flight and victims of fowl play.
In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.
Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.
Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.
Don't trust Birdlaw.
In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.
Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.
Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.
Don't trust Birdlaw.
Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"
-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"
-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)
by Viaggro February 08, 2022