The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”
by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...
Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa September 8, 2016

by Daviduser July 11, 2020

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear
by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
by 《》 August 20, 2025

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020

a term used in the south for smoking weed. started by country singer and weed advocate, Willie Nelson.
Jake: Yo dude, I was livin’ the willie way last weekend!
Taylor: Lucky! I wish i could be livin the willie way.
Taylor: Lucky! I wish i could be livin the willie way.
by Aircarekid May 22, 2021
