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Donald J. Trump 

An orange, racist man that the racist and stupid half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.
Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."
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An expression which refers to the amount of weight gained during Donald Trump's first year as President of the United States. Weight gain in Americans was common the first year of Trump's presidency because of high levels of stress which led to excessive emotional eating and alcohol consumption. The weight can also refer to a general feeling of being dragged down and having a heavy heart because of Trump's reckless actions and his desecration of American government.
I can no longer fit into any of my jeans, the Trump20 is real. #trump20
Trump20 by julia v October 14, 2017

Donald J. Trump 

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.

Donald J. Trump 

Donald J. Trump is fricking evil dude

No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.! 

The chant that triggered Social Justice Warriors yell when they don't get their way. Often accompanied with riots and arson. This phrase is most commonly heard at "peaceful" protests.
"No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.!"
-Anarchist

Donald Trump Dump 

A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.
Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!
Donald Trump Dump by Sir Spankelot December 14, 2010