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Matthew

Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow
" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
by furry overlord February 2, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is the type of person so gag on a cock. A Matthew will usually not have a knee. He is a park random and can’t dribble and gets boxed by as2 play shots. Matthews are generally super fucking bad at video games.
Matthew’s gay
by Your momv2 November 29, 2021
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Matthew Hazard

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard
by Fat knob master November 23, 2021
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Matthew

Person 1 :Hey look its Matthew
Person 2 : Ew hes gay
by Trump-is-gay November 1, 2020
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Colegio Nigel Matthew

Colegio Nigel Matthew or CNM for short is an Arubian school that uses the dutch education system, 90% of the people at this school are Fruity af
Morbius : yo do you go to Colegio Nigel Matthew

Mohammed : Yeah its pretty horrible here
by MassiveManBlalls December 12, 2022
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matthew

matthew is asian and cool
who's that
dat is matthew
omg :O
by beckaythegreat April 14, 2022
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Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.
Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!
by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021
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