The Harry Potter

When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"

Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.

Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?

Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.

Friend 1 : Bummer.

by Slord January 10, 2010

The Harpoon

A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.

Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"

by Rami Blackhole Triangle March 14, 2011

The Hokey Pokey

A dance widely recognized as 'what it's all about'.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around: that's what it's all about!

by tarnishedlemon June 2, 2011

the hell you are

this is when you are strongly against what somebody says

I'm going out to a party tonight, I'll be back tomorrow morning. The hell you are

by what do i care 125 May 22, 2021

off-the-hinges

1.something that is very note-worthy or exciting. 2.someone/thing who is acting crazy(mentally insane). see also: off-the-hook; off-the-heezy; crazy

1."I heard that party was off-the-hinges last night." 2."Your boy was off-the-hinges after he smoked that blunt yesterday!"

by mybootyisthatbig September 25, 2003

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

hawk the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker like to hawk the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

by a concerned September 18, 2008