Facebook-Owned

When a friend screenshots your wall-to-wall and/or aim chat and posts it on your wall and tags you in the post

I totally Facebook-Owned my brother when he admitted to being gay in our aim conversation.

by mr drewskii October 8, 2009

facebook sap

When you say something on your wall or private message that offends someone whether its directly/inderectly you end up silencing the person for a long period of time while their anger, hate and rage builds up to the point of going postal on internet forums.

Lvl 80 rogue just facebook sapped your ugly ass.

by FoeSquares January 13, 2010

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

facebook frenzy

When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.

I was gone from school today and I heard there was a fight so now I am on a major facebook frenzy.

by coolgyingman February 10, 2010

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009

facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

Facebook bomb

When a (most of the time attractive) girl or guy uploads a (profile) picture on Facebook that gets a massive amount of likes or attention; stirring up the social networking community.

Yo bro did you see Alexandra's new profile picture? She's looking so good. 100+ likes? 36 comments? A Facebook bomb was dropped today.

by TxTau1856 May 21, 2013