an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.
by baerhunter May 6, 2011
Get the bear stick mug.by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016
Get the Jizz stick mug.The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out
by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016
Get the Swizzle Stick mug.by razuski October 25, 2012
Get the Nerd Stick mug.by Hardest bitch in CC. February 3, 2012
Get the weed stick mug.by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015
Get the dicksie sticks mug.To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.
Charlotte Church is up the stick.
by EcstaticG December 15, 2008
Get the Up the stick mug.