Long

1. What Asians’ eyes are
2. What Asians’ dongs are not

Long is the Chinese word for dragon

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

long shlong

LONG PENIS or hot dog

that man had a long shlong

by im someone October 29, 2020

long shorts

a cool form of pants

bro nice long shorts

by lost-kin February 6, 2023

long tip

The syringe an IV drug addict wants and uses that has a long gauge.

Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.

by Ninjarina88 February 1, 2022

long limbo

Dead buried boneyard pushing up daisies

How's Jimmy?! Wow, I thought you knew. He's been doing the long limbo for almost a year now. He stepped out in front of a bus and became part of the grill.

by Nate 57 October 22, 2015