Jordan Derosia

1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world

person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous

by GOON25 February 7, 2009

michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan

michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023

Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.

Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna

by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Jordan

Mantis looking two faced bamboo shoot fuck

Jordan is a wanker

by hunboy123 September 17, 2017

Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.

It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.

by ewanders1 November 4, 2024