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Raging Ben Sheps

A physiological phenomenon where the penis becomes enlarged and firm, and you then proceed to scream out 'RAGING BEN SHEPS'.
Jayac : I have a RAGING BEN SHEPS right now!!!
Will : Dude, no point wasting it.
by AngryBen November 15, 2011
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The Ben Miller Incident

An occurrence at the Spring-Ford 10-12 grade center where student Benjamin Miller became viciously angry after discovering a classmate recording him in the middle of class. He picked up the phone and smashed it on the ground, yelling at the girl, “Don’t FUCKING record me!!!” The moment will forever go down in Spring-Ford history.
Stop talking before I Ben Miller your phone.
Remember the Ben Miller Incident? Best moment of my life.
by 9/11 happened February 21, 2023
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Big Ten Ben

An alcoholic legend who beats death on a weekly basis after drinking ridiculous amounts.
brad - "HOLY FUCK! WHO DRANK THAT MUCH?"
tina - "Big Ten Ben of course!"
brad - "oh... whatever then"
by bmjerome April 23, 2007
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Ben Folds glasses

1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.

2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?

Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.
by rockindasuburbs May 11, 2010
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Your Ben Lesbian

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "your Ben lesbian."
Congratulations
Your Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes
by Sadistic Asshole May 17, 2018
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Ben Wa Balls

Shiny cold balls put in your Va jay jay to tighten pussy muscles so you can squeeze the tiny useless cocks right out of you.
Excuse me ma'am, I think those are your Ben Wa Balls rolling towards the meat department.

If my pussy wasn't such a big gaping hole then they wouldn't keep falling out.....
by Need-a-cock December 8, 2009
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Pulling a Ben Shapiro

Attempting to enter your partner bone dry, no lube. Drier than a desert.
How did your date go the other night, did you all get laid?

Yeah, but it DID NOT go well. This dude was pulling a Ben Shapiro. Feels like sandpaper down there.
by Professor Caitlin May 3, 2022
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