brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

Tea Time

Gossiping during intercourse while you do oral to your partner.

"Hey. I just did Tea Time with Benjamin. So hot."

by Cleetus Chan November 22, 2022

Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.

She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.

by Zpford01 August 3, 2021

Tea in pp

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.

Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020

Boston Tea Party

The act of having a threesome or orgy and at least two of the participants are from Boston.

I am so hungover right now from all that Apple McCormicks vodka but it was so worth it since it got me a Boston tea party.

by Dontstopbelievin September 16, 2009

mint tea

The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants

My family calls it “hot scope”

Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!

Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin February 3, 2018

Mo Tea

Slang term used by people from Africa which translates to "more tea". Another example of this bizarre way of speaking is "hold da doh".

Waiter: "I notice you're a little low there, you want some mo tea?"

by AssSuccer July 6, 2019