A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017
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Sheila doesn't like anal sex, but I managed to get a few strokes in using the Texas Trespass last night.
by Captin Mccloud September 26, 2017
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She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant
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