simp

When a fella (markus black) always afk "having a shower" whilst on the phone to a girl he hasnt even met yet.
"I dont wanna be here"

Markus: wanna stay at mine then its all right

What a fucken simp
by MR_Googy September 08, 2020
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Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.
My dude. I love SIMP so much.
by Simp2999999 June 02, 2020
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Some one that would do anything too be with that proson : mathew is a simp for kenzie
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
TinderHoe: I told her I didn’t want to have sex. She said how about you use an extendo. I couldn’t say no.I then asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: dude you are a total simp
by WakeWanker November 02, 2020
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
TinderHoe: I told her I didn’t want to have sex. She said how about you use an extendo. I couldn’t say no.I then asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: dude you are a total simp
by WakeWanker November 02, 2020
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
TinderHoe: I told her I didn’t want to have sex. She said how about you use an extendo. I couldn’t say no. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.

RealPOS: why are you such a simp for her
by WakeWanker November 02, 2020
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
WakeWanker: got caught wanking. I had to simp and now I let her control my life.

TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.

RealPOS: you two are no ball simps
by WakeWanker November 02, 2020
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