retard

someone who lives under a rock

Person 1 : "wow!, you're retarded"
Person 2: "no, I'm Patrick Star's neighbour."

by brainfarts March 27, 2022

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Retard

You

Tiny Tim: hi what’s your name
Karen:shut up retard
Tiny Tim:*crying*

by Noisy boiiii!!!!! June 19, 2020

Retardation

A diagnosis when someone becomes retarded midway through their life. (Not born Retarded)

Damn nigga, you're gonna give me retardation with all this bullshit coming out of your mouth.

by ASadnessA August 4, 2022

Retard Central

(Derogatory)

Used often to refer to either:
A) the 'Ice Fishing Folly' level in Rayman Origins
B) Reddit

C)tumblr

D)Fortnite
E)Anything aimed at kids

Friend 1: "You know, I'm thinking of downloading Reddit, what do you think?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh, yeahno. Reddit is retard central. Have some standards."

by 00citrinequeen00 June 6, 2021

Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Omega retard

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.

Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"

by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025