A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
Get the banana cream-piemug. to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...
Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...
by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007
Get the pennsylvania chocolate piemug. While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face
brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater
brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater
by btown4life from June 19, 2006
Get the Brother Blumpkin Piemug. A guy who fucks a girl - who's a total cum bag - and believes her multiple cream pie means he's already busted a nut or she's wet for him.
I don't believe you've done 'er! She's just fucked some dudes next block... Oh, man! You're a total Cream Pie Whisker!
by smbello July 30, 2009
Get the cream pie whiskermug. Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.
Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."
Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.
Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."
Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.
by Havok January 17, 2004
Get the key lime piemug. by Refurl April 6, 2014
Get the oreo cream piemug. Banana cream pie
Someone who isn't mentally stable, this can range from being "not completely there" to "bat shit crazy", but they are so attractive, people tend to overlook it in the hope that they will have sex with them.
A situation where a man or woman is willing to overlook the fact that someone they're with is mentally unstable, because they want to have sex with them.
This term is inspired by a bit that Katt Williams does in his 2008 stand up comedy special "It's pimpin' pimpin' " where he talks about how men will have sex with crazy girls, and when they yell out random stuff like "banana cream pie!!!"
Someone who isn't mentally stable, this can range from being "not completely there" to "bat shit crazy", but they are so attractive, people tend to overlook it in the hope that they will have sex with them.
A situation where a man or woman is willing to overlook the fact that someone they're with is mentally unstable, because they want to have sex with them.
This term is inspired by a bit that Katt Williams does in his 2008 stand up comedy special "It's pimpin' pimpin' " where he talks about how men will have sex with crazy girls, and when they yell out random stuff like "banana cream pie!!!"
"Why does Tony always get with girls that are totally Banana cream pie?"
"Lisa needs to be pickier when she chooses her boyfriends. She always picks the hot crazy ones and ends up with banana cream pie"
"Lisa needs to be pickier when she chooses her boyfriends. She always picks the hot crazy ones and ends up with banana cream pie"
by tnemesis76 April 17, 2020
Get the Banana cream piemug.